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[aliveandticking]

[ Aradia is sitting on the roof of building 8, swinging her legs off the air conditioning duct. Sometimes you've just got to spread your wings! (she's trying to ascertain where the ticking is coming from, too, but that's not all that relevant right now.) ]

Hey, does anyone want to play a game? I haven't done this since I was a wriggler, but for some reason, it seems like it would be fun today! It's called truth or dare, but I'm warning you... I never, ever turn down a dare. [ she grins at the camera before turning the feed off ]

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[aliveandticking]

That's okay. I think dares are pretty fun, actually!

[hashrap]

Alright, I'll bite then. You wanna ask first or should I?

[aliveandticking]

You ask! I need to spend some time coming up with something good!

[hashrap]

Truth or dare, fruity time fairy?

[aliveandticking]

Dare, feathery brainless asshole!

[hashrap]

[ WELP, we'll start this off easy. ]

Come meet me so we can do this in person.

[aliveandticking]

Haha, okay! Do you want to come up here, or tell me where you are?

[hashrap]

[ as fun as climbing all the way up there would be ]

I'm at the apartment.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she knocks on the door a few minutes later you lazy butt ]

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[hashrap]

[ stairs are hard nobody understands. ushering her in! ]

Your turn.

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[aliveandticking]

[ stops about four steps into the room wait what ] --That was the dare? I don't think that counted!

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[hashrap]

That was the dare. Congratulations, you passed.

Really want me to go again?

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[aliveandticking]

Nope! If that's the way this is going, I'll play your game, coolkid. Truth or dare?

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[hashrap]

Truth. Don't think I'm ready to handle your dares yet. Gotta mentally prepare myself.

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[aliveandticking]

Very wise of you! Okay, if we're tossing softballs to warm up... if you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

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[hashrap]

Sneak into a girl's changeroom. Or a strip club.

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[aliveandticking]

That's the most typical answer I've ever heard.

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[hashrap]

I'm a guy.

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[aliveandticking]

That's what I meant. [ she sits down on the couch, arms crossed ] Okay, give me a real dare this time!

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[hashrap]

So eager. [ gets up, walks into the kitchen. fumbling around for a good while before coming back with a bowl, spoon and... a bottle of ketchup. ]

Dare you to eat a bowl full of ketchup without horfing.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she sideeyes the bottle, squeezing a bit out onto her finger to taste-- her eyes open wide once she does ] Oh, it's just grub sauce! [ and into the bowl it goes! ] I thought it was going to be some weird human food.

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[hashrap]

Grub sauce sounds like something made from bugs.

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[aliveandticking]

It is! [ picks up the spoon.......... ] You mean, ketchup is made out of something else? [ she makes a face as she eats the first spoonful, this is not as delicious by itself as it is on troll burgers ]

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[hashrap]

[ makes a face. ]

It's made out of vegetables. Tomatoes.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she makes a similar face and speeds up the pace gotta get this over with!!! ] Human food sure is weird!