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[aliveandticking]

[ Aradia is sitting on the roof of building 8, swinging her legs off the air conditioning duct. Sometimes you've just got to spread your wings! (she's trying to ascertain where the ticking is coming from, too, but that's not all that relevant right now.) ]

Hey, does anyone want to play a game? I haven't done this since I was a wriggler, but for some reason, it seems like it would be fun today! It's called truth or dare, but I'm warning you... I never, ever turn down a dare. [ she grins at the camera before turning the feed off ]

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[aliveandticking]

[ she sideeyes the bottle, squeezing a bit out onto her finger to taste-- her eyes open wide once she does ] Oh, it's just grub sauce! [ and into the bowl it goes! ] I thought it was going to be some weird human food.

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[hashrap]

Grub sauce sounds like something made from bugs.

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[aliveandticking]

It is! [ picks up the spoon.......... ] You mean, ketchup is made out of something else? [ she makes a face as she eats the first spoonful, this is not as delicious by itself as it is on troll burgers ]

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[hashrap]

[ makes a face. ]

It's made out of vegetables. Tomatoes.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she makes a similar face and speeds up the pace gotta get this over with!!! ] Human food sure is weird!

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[hashrap]

My thoughts exactly. [ TROLLS EAT BUGS EW. ]

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[aliveandticking]

[ we're bug aliens YOU'RE MEAT AND YOU EAT MEAT IT'S THE SAME THING. anyway when she gets to the bottom of the bowl, she punches the air, albeit looking a little ill ] Yes!

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[hashrap]

[ BUT BUGS ARE GROSS. ] Congratulations.

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[aliveandticking]

[ YOUR FACE IS GROSS ] Okay, your turn again! Truth or dare?

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[hashrap]

Dare.

[ you're going to make him eat grubsauce aren't you. ]

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[aliveandticking]

[ NOPE. Out comes the ouiji board, which who knows how the fuck the spirits can be reached on this world whatever video game logic. ] I just need one thing...

[ here we go! Trolls don't give a shit about fashion, but moseying around the shops the other day Aradia had been a little fascinated by the ability to buy clothes in colors other than black. So out of her sylladex she pulls a bright red strappy sundress, brandishing it like a weapon ]

I dare you to wear this for the next hour!

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[hashrap]

Sure.

[ C'MON ARADIA HE IS KING OF COOL DRESSES DON'T SCARE HIM. strips right then and there, shirt over head, pants kicked off (he leaves his boxers on thank you).

and you know what? he still pulls it off. somehow. ]

Was this all an elaborate plot to see me in a dress?

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[aliveandticking]

You caught me! That's all I've wanted to do since I got here. [ she circles around him, pretending to assess the effect ] You know, I think it suits you!

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[hashrap]

I know. All I need's a nice purse and I'm ready to hit the town.

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[aliveandticking]

Let's go, then!

[ takes his arm

starts walking towards the door

y e p ]

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[hashrap]

[ N O P E not happening. ]

That wasn't part of the deal.

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[aliveandticking]

The deal was that you would wear it for an hour. I never promised you you could stay inside!

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[hashrap]

Hold it, it's your turn now. Truth or dare.

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[aliveandticking]

Dare! [ she's still got hold of his arm in case he tries to flashstep his way out of this, but isn't actively tugging him ]

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[hashrap]

[ oh good he was hoping she'd choose that. OUT COMES ONE OF HIS MANY, MANY SUITS, the red plush tux. look they can match. ]

Put this on.

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[aliveandticking]

[ she's one of those annoying players who never ever chooses truth. She takes the suit, her other hand on her hip ] That's easy. Turn around so I can change!

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[hashrap]

Damn.

[ totally in a joking tone, he isn't that skeevy. TURNS AROUND. ]

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[aliveandticking]

[ OH YOU CARD. She changes quickly, and when he turns back her wings will be gone, and she'll be rolling up the ankles of the pants ] Oh my God, this is so comfortable! It's like pyjamas!

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[hashrap]

Hella sweet action pyjamas.

If we're gonna do this right, I'll need some slutty shoes.

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[aliveandticking]

I don't have any slutty shoes, but something tells me I should trust your fashion sense! Do you think anyone else would?