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[aliveandticking]

[ Aradia is sitting on the roof of building 8, swinging her legs off the air conditioning duct. Sometimes you've just got to spread your wings! (she's trying to ascertain where the ticking is coming from, too, but that's not all that relevant right now.) ]

Hey, does anyone want to play a game? I haven't done this since I was a wriggler, but for some reason, it seems like it would be fun today! It's called truth or dare, but I'm warning you... I never, ever turn down a dare. [ she grins at the camera before turning the feed off ]

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[hashrap]

Of course. Wouldn't want to offend any innocent, virgin eyes.

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[aliveandticking]

I don't think eyes would be innocent and virgin any more after seeing this picture. You may be scarring them for life!

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[hashrap]

You started this, fruity time fairy. The blinding of innocent children is on you.

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[aliveandticking]

[ people may be staring a bit as they walk down the street, but aradia gives no fucks ] Maybe they won't be blinded. Maybe you'll gain a fanclub!

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[hashrap]

Don't even joke about that, it's pretty likely to happen. People just flock to me.

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[aliveandticking]

I can see it. Ooh, Mr. Strider, ooh! [ she laughs, because her poker face does not even begin to approach his ]

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[hashrap]

What, we're gonna start trading memes now? I think this is a whole new step in our relationship.

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[aliveandticking]

Am I moving too fast for you? All these cultural differences sure are confusing!

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[hashrap]

You're stealing my heart, Miss Megido.

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[aliveandticking]

Memes are a crucial part of troll courtship. I have years of experience of sweeping boys off their feet!