Hey, Megido. Do you still play video games or have you gotten 8oring since the last time I checked? I mean, I know it wasn't really your thing when you were dead and all. 8ut now that you're alive, how a8out it? Still interested in MMOs?
Aradia!!!! Hot grease fire in an igloo up north i completely blew it on the whole filling in aradia about the whole date scenario last night. Ill admit i was so friggin tuckered out after the fiasco that was that date i could barely see straight on the way home. But fuck i feel like i need a bazillion winks after all that. Damn ill let you know what happens in the morning if thats fine with you best ship myself off to the land of candy canes and lollipops.
Oh gosh i hate to be a botheration but i fear i cant quite get to sleep. Im just assuming youll get this message once youre all up and about so you know rest easy my dear lady and my story will be there for you when you rise!! Its just that the evening has my brain in quite the mess all these things sort of buzzing around like i dont know aradia i think perhaps that might have been my greatest botching ever! So anywho lemme start from the beginning of this whole debacle. I figured starting off the evening looking good might ensure that i wouldnt fuck up either but clearly that didnt quite suit fates fancy on the matter. So all dolled up in this snazzy little christmas vest i picked up i headed over to janes place. you know popped in made sure she was all cool. Im not really sure why but she ahd this strange sort of look when she saw me for a moment i thought perhaps i may have dreamt the whole inquiry of the date in the first place!!! I mean jeese louise what kind of twisted messed up scenario would that make it me all dappered up going to a fine young ladys place only to find out that the whole thing was a complete sham my own mind made up? Anywho jane looked nice enough i suppose and so we headed out but shit i fucked up. Not sure how i managed it but one moment im closing the door next moment? BAM!!!! The door door came clean off the fucking frame and theres little old me standing there with a door in my hand like well fuck jane i right apologize for that whole mistake!!! Poor girl never looked so stunned in my whole life i mean not that ive seen her much outside here in the city but shoot it was still a pretty upset look. Anywho we had to leave it until later seeing as id set up reservations except im most certain they erased my name from the book!!! Low and behold we were forced to wait nearly an hour for the place id reserved! I tried to tell them i most certainly did not not call in before. So we sit down and jane still looked pretty upset pretty sure the door the door was still getting to her but i did what i could. A good old shoulder pat and reminding her that shell buff. Food comes along poor girl finally admitted i wore a terrible shirt and nearly impaled me with that arm of hers goddamn can she throw. Well anyway i dont know what happened next but i have this strange inkling that at some point between our departure and our arrival that perhaps i might have been robbed on our way there! How he managed to do it so stealthily well i will say it beats the fuck out of me but he sure was one sly devil!!! There we were shit out of luck i even tried shooting dirk a text to see if he might lend a hand. Not really sure what happened there no doubt he was snoozing like yourself. Spent the rest of the evening flicking goop off the plates at some fancy joint. Gets my dander right up that they didnt believe me when i said someone must have stolen my wallet!! Anyway i guess we got home oh probably a couple hours ago now and i asked if jane was alright. Gosh what a trooper she just smiled and said everything was a okay even if the night was pretty bunged up with horse shit.
Right well i suppose that wraps up that story im pretty tucked out myself best be heading off now. Hopefully my little teal deer up there wasnt too much for you heh he. time to hit the hay for me ill probably wont answer for quite some time its really too late for a chap like me to even be writing.
Hey aradia i hate to bother you AGAIN with this sort of things but it seems i hit a rough spot. While janes a great sport and all you know ive had the absolute worst time getting the girl interested in adventure and the like. I tried taking her out on a date more suited for my fashion i mean considering the dinner date went over like dropped toast and butter!!! Its like ever time we get rolling she has to stop and look at some pilar or gum on the road or what have you. I mean i supposed i didnt pay all that much attention to what she was looking at but really!! Theres adventure to be had!! Ad adventure waits for no man, no matter how much is girlfriend lags behind!! No time for dilly dallying trying to look at flowers along the road. Makes me wonder if the girls not quite into adventure or some such! A part of me can barely believe it. Like. Who doesnt LOVE a ripsnorting excursion through the concrete jungle??
jake remember dates are for both of you!! you have to pay attention to what she wants to look at and do just because shes your girlfriend doesnt mean that you have to like the exact same things
Ok uh guessing not thats okay i guess its late again. Probably a thing i need to work on staying up too late. Too many movies to watch not enough time to watch them all!! Especially now that the rental stores just down the street. Hey im watching this real doozy of a film now called like 21 jump street? Uh anyway kinda searching for a little unbias girl opinions here I dont know i just sort of. Like holy crap i think i totally bombed my life there for a minute. That or something blew up near me and the shrapnel came whizzing by and gave me a good cut in the arm AND im suffering a massive headache from the bloody sound it made. Im here all laying like oh shit im good as toast if i dont figure shit out soon. Like i didnt even mean to make her that mad? Pretty sure she hasnt said a word to me since the whole incident either oh man its so not cool having a good pal pissed at you. I dont even know what to DO to make it up to her. Maybe kanaya was right thinking on it. The whole thinking of other folks. Am i doing it right now?
airplanes across the room
balled up and rolled across the floor
thrown at her head
passed via poor clueless john
folded into a paper football and flicked in her general direction
stuffed down the back of his shirt on her way to the bathroom
folded into a crane and placed atop her head while he pretends to borrow a pencil
rolled up and stuck inside an empty pen
rolled up and stuck inside her empty pen
made into a paper football and flicked
ripped into pieces and sprinkled on her desk like a puzzle
wow rude???
it's an adventure he's being nice
okay maybe it was a little fun
it was totally fun
she's just chucking these at him now she's traumatized
he's still being creative but i'm not
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for the full effect imagine her staring at his crotch in horror as she passes this one
try not to look so interested jesus
it is not the look you want a girl to have trust me
he's 14 any look from a girl means she wants to bang
keep dreaming dave
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passed across the desk they're sitting together today fight me
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also please they totally sit together all the time
they probs get moved a lot
the teachers try and get in the way of their love
they try to pull them away but they dont know the truth
romeo and juliet tbh
made for each other
this note is accompanied by this exact face
she doesnt know his life
nobody wants to
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crude notes shoved into her locker
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nothing the fuck happened
the end
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Do you still play video games or have you gotten 8oring since the last time I checked? I mean, I know it wasn't really your thing when you were dead and all.
8ut now that you're alive, how a8out it? Still interested in MMOs?
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nope not boring :p
actually that sounds like fun and nothing that can really get anyone into any trouble
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Hot grease fire in an igloo up north i completely blew it on the whole filling in aradia about the whole date scenario last night.
Ill admit i was so friggin tuckered out after the fiasco that was that date i could barely see straight on the way home.
But fuck i feel like i need a bazillion winks after all that.
Damn ill let you know what happens in the morning if thats fine with you best ship myself off to the land of candy canes and lollipops.
wow this is bigger than i thought it was have fun
Im just assuming youll get this message once youre all up and about so you know rest easy my dear lady and my story will be there for you when you rise!!
Its just that the evening has my brain in quite the mess all these things sort of buzzing around like i dont know aradia i think perhaps that might have been my greatest botching ever!
So anywho lemme start from the beginning of this whole debacle.
I figured starting off the evening looking good might ensure that i wouldnt fuck up either but clearly that didnt quite suit fates fancy on the matter.
So all dolled up in this snazzy little christmas vest i picked up i headed over to janes place. you know popped in made sure she was all cool. Im not really sure why but she ahd this strange sort of look when she saw me for a moment i thought perhaps i may have dreamt the whole inquiry of the date in the first place!!!
I mean jeese louise what kind of twisted messed up scenario would that make it me all dappered up going to a fine young ladys place only to find out that the whole thing was a complete sham my own mind made up?
Anywho jane looked nice enough i suppose and so we headed out but shit i fucked up.
Not sure how i managed it but one moment im closing the door next moment?
BAM!!!! The door door came clean off the fucking frame and theres little old me standing there with a door in my hand like well fuck jane i right apologize for that whole mistake!!!
Poor girl never looked so stunned in my whole life i mean not that ive seen her much outside here in the city but shoot it was still a pretty upset look.
Anywho we had to leave it until later seeing as id set up reservations except im most certain they erased my name from the book!!!
Low and behold we were forced to wait nearly an hour for the place id reserved! I tried to tell them i most certainly did not not call in before.
So we sit down and jane still looked pretty upset pretty sure the door the door was still getting to her but i did what i could. A good old shoulder pat and reminding her that shell buff.
Food comes along poor girl finally admitted i wore a terrible shirt and nearly impaled me with that arm of hers goddamn can she throw.
Well anyway i dont know what happened next but i have this strange inkling that at some point between our departure and our arrival that perhaps i might have been robbed on our way there! How he managed to do it so stealthily well i will say it beats the fuck out of me but he sure was one sly devil!!!
There we were shit out of luck i even tried shooting dirk a text to see if he might lend a hand. Not really sure what happened there no doubt he was snoozing like yourself.
Spent the rest of the evening flicking goop off the plates at some fancy joint. Gets my dander right up that they didnt believe me when i said someone must have stolen my wallet!!
Anyway i guess we got home oh probably a couple hours ago now and i asked if jane was alright.
Gosh what a trooper she just smiled and said everything was a okay even if the night was pretty bunged up with horse shit.
Right well i suppose that wraps up that story im pretty tucked out myself best be heading off now. Hopefully my little teal deer up there wasnt too much for you heh he.
time to hit the hay for me ill probably wont answer for quite some time its really too late for a chap like me to even be writing.
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im back ouo
While janes a great sport and all you know ive had the absolute worst time getting the girl interested in adventure and the like.
I tried taking her out on a date more suited for my fashion i mean considering the dinner date went over like dropped toast and butter!!!
Its like ever time we get rolling she has to stop and look at some pilar or gum on the road or what have you.
I mean i supposed i didnt pay all that much attention to what she was looking at but really!!
Theres adventure to be had!! Ad adventure waits for no man, no matter how much is girlfriend lags behind!! No time for dilly dallying trying to look at flowers along the road.
Makes me wonder if the girls not quite into adventure or some such! A part of me can barely believe it.
Like. Who doesnt LOVE a ripsnorting excursion through the concrete jungle??
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you have to pay attention to what she wants to look at and do
just because shes your girlfriend doesnt mean that you have to like the exact same things
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text; 1/ shrug well get there
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Probably a thing i need to work on staying up too late. Too many movies to watch not enough time to watch them all!! Especially now that the rental stores just down the street.
Hey im watching this real doozy of a film now called like 21 jump street?
Uh anyway kinda searching for a little unbias girl opinions here
I dont know i just sort of.
Like holy crap i think i totally bombed my life there for a minute.
That or something blew up near me and the shrapnel came whizzing by and gave me a good cut in the arm AND im suffering a massive headache from the bloody sound it made.
Im here all laying like oh shit im good as toast if i dont figure shit out soon.
Like i didnt even mean to make her that mad? Pretty sure she hasnt said a word to me since the whole incident either oh man its so not cool having a good pal pissed at you.
I dont even know what to DO to make it up to her.
Maybe kanaya was right thinking on it.
The whole thinking of other folks. Am i doing it right now?
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thrown at her head from across the room
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text; late 6/25