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aliveandticking) wrote2016-12-10 11:46 pm
aliveandticking) wrote2016-12-10 11:46 pm
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"This is Aradia Megido! I'm not here right now, so leave a message."
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"This is Aradia Megido! I'm not here right now, so leave a message."
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wow this is bigger than i thought it was have fun
Im just assuming youll get this message once youre all up and about so you know rest easy my dear lady and my story will be there for you when you rise!!
Its just that the evening has my brain in quite the mess all these things sort of buzzing around like i dont know aradia i think perhaps that might have been my greatest botching ever!
So anywho lemme start from the beginning of this whole debacle.
I figured starting off the evening looking good might ensure that i wouldnt fuck up either but clearly that didnt quite suit fates fancy on the matter.
So all dolled up in this snazzy little christmas vest i picked up i headed over to janes place. you know popped in made sure she was all cool. Im not really sure why but she ahd this strange sort of look when she saw me for a moment i thought perhaps i may have dreamt the whole inquiry of the date in the first place!!!
I mean jeese louise what kind of twisted messed up scenario would that make it me all dappered up going to a fine young ladys place only to find out that the whole thing was a complete sham my own mind made up?
Anywho jane looked nice enough i suppose and so we headed out but shit i fucked up.
Not sure how i managed it but one moment im closing the door next moment?
BAM!!!! The door door came clean off the fucking frame and theres little old me standing there with a door in my hand like well fuck jane i right apologize for that whole mistake!!!
Poor girl never looked so stunned in my whole life i mean not that ive seen her much outside here in the city but shoot it was still a pretty upset look.
Anywho we had to leave it until later seeing as id set up reservations except im most certain they erased my name from the book!!!
Low and behold we were forced to wait nearly an hour for the place id reserved! I tried to tell them i most certainly did not not call in before.
So we sit down and jane still looked pretty upset pretty sure the door the door was still getting to her but i did what i could. A good old shoulder pat and reminding her that shell buff.
Food comes along poor girl finally admitted i wore a terrible shirt and nearly impaled me with that arm of hers goddamn can she throw.
Well anyway i dont know what happened next but i have this strange inkling that at some point between our departure and our arrival that perhaps i might have been robbed on our way there! How he managed to do it so stealthily well i will say it beats the fuck out of me but he sure was one sly devil!!!
There we were shit out of luck i even tried shooting dirk a text to see if he might lend a hand. Not really sure what happened there no doubt he was snoozing like yourself.
Spent the rest of the evening flicking goop off the plates at some fancy joint. Gets my dander right up that they didnt believe me when i said someone must have stolen my wallet!!
Anyway i guess we got home oh probably a couple hours ago now and i asked if jane was alright.
Gosh what a trooper she just smiled and said everything was a okay even if the night was pretty bunged up with horse shit.
Right well i suppose that wraps up that story im pretty tucked out myself best be heading off now. Hopefully my little teal deer up there wasnt too much for you heh he.
time to hit the hay for me ill probably wont answer for quite some time its really too late for a chap like me to even be writing.
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wow ok
i need to take a moment to call you a disaster first before i get to the pep talk
you are a human disaster
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if after all that shell still go out with you again youll know youve got a keeper :p
maybe next time do something more casual
like ice skating or going to see all the decorations that are going up!
itll stress you out less because youll be able to hang out like good friends
(good friends who smooch)
also please see kanaya next time before you go i know shed dress you in something bett
wait do you mean jane actually threw food at you jake is there something youre not telling me what did you do
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Haha cool in a lot of ways i suppose.
Oh well not quite no. It was more like she was trying to make a point and the spoon went a little haywire. Damn her and her silverware ill say!!
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how did you even do that anyway
do you have super strength or something because doors are pretty solid
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I seem to be finding out all these friggin powers at the absolute shittiest time possible lately.
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and chin up at least you got all the awful things that could go wrong out of the way first
itll be smooth sailing from here im sure
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The strenght thing i mean and i lift shit all the time.
I guess it has been a little easier to pick things up though! Perhaps i was a bit too shook up for my own good.
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maybe being emotionally distressed made your super strength stand up and try to help out!
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The power of gentlemanly chivalry at work again! Lending a hand even when it makes things a little out of hand!!
He heh.
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as long as you keep a positive attitude nothing will go very badly
probably
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