00:11 [ 4th wall day ]

[aliveandticking]

there are a lot of people here today!
its probably not permanent but if anyone wants to visit me they can :)

actually i am not feeling very :) right now
i think i have made the right choice in not focusing on romance!
it is complicated
because its important
but because its important people get hurt over it
and it doesnt help that nobody knows what they feel
feelings are difficult to understand even if you understand everything else there is
so i dont have any creepy prophetic advice to give about it haha sorry

but i think probably
everyone will come out ok
either ok or dead which also fixes the problem

Comments

[hashrap]

I'm teaching you how to be embarrassingly eloquent.

[aliveandticking]

You're teaching me how to be really dirty, is what you're doing! How would you feel if I suddenly started talking about shame globes and bone bulges??

[hashrap]

Delightfully educated.

[aliveandticking]

[ she's going pretty red but SHE'LL BE DAMNED IF SHE EVER BACKS DOWN FROM ANYTHING ] Okaaaaay... pulsating embarrassment nodule. Conjugal cartilage crest. Uncharted mountain of-- [ nope she's giggling too hard to continue i hope you're happy dave ]

[hashrap]

[ gives her a short round of applause because damn, she tried. ]

[aliveandticking]

[ RUNS BACK TO THE KITCHEN TO GET THE POPCORN OH MY GOD...... ]

[hashrap]

[ IF THIS WAS A GAME DAVE WOULD BE WINNING. ]

[aliveandticking]

[ UNLIKE YOU ARADIA DOESN'T SPEND HER DAYS TALKING ABOUT GENITALIA WITH ALIENS she comes back into the living room with the bowl of popcorn, sitting down on the couch ]

You know, I think dirty jokes just might not be my thing.