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[aliveandticking]

hello!
this wasnt where i meant to end up
maybe i made a mistake but i dont think so
there was a new phone waiting for me and everything
so possibly this is where i need to be!

is anyone else here
people i know i mean
there are a few people walking around but theyre all human
and not the humans ive met

Comments

[hashrap]

if it was made of felt i know it and i still have it
that doesnt help much though because every dave has worn it at some point
and its still not cool at all
if i dont remember you it was probably on offshoot timeline dave or a doomed dave
also welcome to the dead club
i havent actually died though but other daves have
quite a few times actually

[aliveandticking]

yes he was a doomed dave
but no sneaking your way into the club
it has very selective membership requirements
and there are too many daves here already

[hashrap]

hey im hurt
there is always room for alpha dave those other daves can bow at my feet or whatever
brofist my shoes or something

[aliveandticking]

it might not be that easy
from what i understand daves dont really like bowing

[hashrap]

hahahahahahaha i guess you really did meet me
whatever no club is worth joining if theres no dave strider
alpha dave strider i mean
all the daves are going to make a club and none of the aradias will be invited

[aliveandticking]

there is only one aradia
at this point i mean
there were more but they exploded
except theyre still around in dream bubbles
so i guess
theres only one aradia in this city
just like theres only one dave
so i think our clubs should join forces

[hashrap]

can you even have a club with only two people

[aliveandticking]

a lot better than you can have a club with one person!

[hashrap]

alright
time bros only yeah

[aliveandticking]

is that what were calling it
the time bros only club

[hashrap]

why the hell not
well get matching jackets with fucking
clocks or whatever all over them

[aliveandticking]

yes red jackets
its funny we both type in red isnt it

[hashrap]

obviously its the color of the coolest title owners
does that mean your blood is red or are you just being ironic

[aliveandticking]

no im not ironic very often
my blood is red but i think a darker red than human blood

[hashrap]

well have to fix that then
the ironic time bros club

[aliveandticking]

oh wow ok
i guess i can learn about irony
it could be fun

[hashrap]

the first rule of the ironic time club is you dont talk about the ironic time club

[aliveandticking]

how about talking about talking about the ironic time club

[hashrap]

i guess thats ok
you can talk about talking about it but dont talk about it