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aliveandticking) wrote2015-09-02 08:13 pm
aliveandticking) wrote2015-09-02 08:13 pm
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i need you to entertain me cuz im bored as shit
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how can you possibly be bored when you are on an adventure!
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youd be surprised
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but okay i can try to entertain you!
i can tell you troll stories maybe
or talk about the mysteries of the universe
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shoot me a good one ftf ive got nothing but time to burn here
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once upon a time there was a very snooty highblood who lived in a castle with his lusus and kismesis
it was almost time for the imperial drone to make his rounds but he still hadnt found a matesprit!
one day at dawn a troll hed never met came knocking at the door
she was very ragged and dressed all in grey but she was really very lovely and the highblood pitied her at first sight
but his kismesis said that they couldnt believe what she said!
so during the day when she was asleep in a guest recuperacoon
he sent assassins to murder her
she proved she was a true highblood by disemboweling them viciously!
but it was too late
at dusk the imperial drone came and, before the new matesprits could do anything, culled them both
the end
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i guess maybe human ones are supposed to teach different lessons
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lesson two dont leave things until the last minute!
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sometimes i forget youre all casual murderers on the inside
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if you werent all right with that you got slaughtered by someone who was
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youre pretty fucking nuts to us too you know
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and how your older humans care for the younger ones
trolls would see that as a waste
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the empress sent the adults off-world sweeps ago to expand the empire
besides if were taken care of well never learn to fend for ourselves!
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even the empress is off in space somewhere!
or was i guess
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its probably very exciting
were not supposed to talk about it so i dont know the details though
all i know for sure is
there was a rebellion
i think the empress must have been scared so it was probably almost successful :o
and after that she banned adult trolls from the homeworld!
because if everyone is off in space its probably pretty hard to start a movement
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what was the rebellion about
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but the leader was a lowblood so i can guess!
sometimes the way were treated gets pretty tiring
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that hemospectrum shit is fucking ridiculous
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because the only ones who really care are the highbloods!
half the trolls in the bottom few tiers cant even keep the order straight
highbloods live longer but lowbloods are more psychic as a general rule
so its not even like theyre better all around
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the empress has been alive for thousands of sweeps although i guess the meteors probably got her in the end
i was looking at about twenty sweeps before i went god tier
and its a sliding scale between the extremes!
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and it seems we are all the same age
so a little more than two!
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i will be right over!
(LETTER.)
I wish to extend my deepest of apologizes for my behavior these past few days. While I wish I could say that I was not myself, I assume full responsibility for my actions. I understand if you would not want to continue being friends, but I only wish you could accept my apology.
Sincerely yours,
Larsa Ferrinas Solidor.